Invasion of the Mutant Foods!

Welcome to my laboratory, young one. Today we are creating acts of science that the world has never seen before. Muhaha, we will create a fusion between the

The Cheeseburger-dog (1)

iconic hot dog and cheeseburger to create the world's first cheeseburger-dog that will be the ultimate adventure of dog and burger. Scientists out in the world like Bill Nye would call this creating a GMO, a genetically modified organism. How we create this creature is simple, we cut a bit of meat which at one point contained DNA off the hot dog and insert it into our cheeseburger to create the awesome cheeseburger-dog.

This technique involves something called genes to play with, it's just like the hot dog pieces and we INSERT them into the cheeseburger displacing some of the genes of the cheeseburger and in the process, we create a genetically modified organism. How EXCELLENT but you may ask, is there any side effects with our mutant creation? There could be, let's say your friend doesn't like hot dogs but like cheeseburgers. Let's give him our creation and there is a chance that he might not like it because it contains the genes of hot dog which could make him lead your friend into a nightmare. 

Cheeseburgers and Hotdogs on a grill (2)

There's also advantages of course with our creation and one of them is getting two meals in one! During summer picnics, you may be confused when your parent asks if you want a hot dog or a cheeseburger but not anymore! You will obviously choose our mutant cheeseburger-dog for the fact that you don't have to chose between one or the other but have both! This saves time and space on the grill and if there's more space on the grill, you can have more cheeseburger-dogs, so you can feed everyone you know. This also applies to the real world like with actual farming, GMOs are made so they can save land by making one crop to generate more product and also other benefits include watering less often or less water when watering. 

You now know my secrets about creating the future of food and farming. If you wish, you can share this knowledge with your friends and family. Just remember for next summer, when your parents are cooking for your picnics or cookouts, you must ask them to do what we just did, they must create the mutant food of ultimate potential, a food that will CHANGE THE WORLD! 

References
(1) Carl's Junior. (n.d.). Carl's Junior Most American Thickburger [Photograph].
(2) U.S News. (2015, June 03). Retrieved April 29, 2016, from http://money.usnews.com/money/blogs/my-money/2015/06/03/7-ways-to-save-on-your-summer-barbecue